Friday, October 22, 2010

LESBIAN RULES ON FUCKING

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. LIFE just four letters yet the biggest of all. Life is full of rules that bind, tie or untie us. But Rules help us avoid chaos they help us keep our community together.... OK now that was too philosophical and am not all that. Anyway remember when we were young and playing games like tapo, bladder, rounders, shake etc, we made our own rules, and these rules were different in all communities. Well this is my diary and as a lesbian I have some rules that i thought i would share....well not exactly rules that should be followed......


1 the first objective should be sex, regardless if the girl is straight or not.

2 I get naked, you get naked too. PERIOD!

3 No sign to show I want to fuck, you want I want lets get busy.

4 You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks, but I can show a straight dog gay tricks.

5 Don't rub the lamb if you if you don't want the genie to come out.

6 The morning after you and a girl who was formally 'just a friend' have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion of 'what a big mistake it was' occurs.

7 Call it what you want but it's just two pussy's getting to know each other. End of story.

8 No matter how many times you have had it, if it's offered take it, because it will never be quite the same.

9 Sex has no calories.

10 Virginity can be cured.

11 Sex is dirty only when it's done right.

12 She will be beautiful when the lights are out. Take her home!

13 Love your neighbor but don't get caught.

14 Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

15 Sex is a 3 letter word which needs some old fashioned 4 letter word to convey it's full meaning. F-U-C-K

16 One good turn gets most of the blanket.

17 Thou shalt not commit adultery.... unless you are in the mood.

18 Abstain from wine, women and song, especially song.

19 Don't do it if you cant keep it. unless you want me to shut you up.

20 ALWAYS say that she is the best you've ever had.

21 Learn to toss your hair around, even if it's short.

22 Fake orgasms when necessary. She also get tired to make you cum when you take forever.

23 Do it secretly in public places.

24 And Lastly Keep it Safe.




6 comments:

  1. I agree with almost all the rules.

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  2. hahahahahaha Winnie.... i thought there would be a fight.... glad you do, now i can use them with your approval.

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  3. Not that i approve i jst agreed 2 some nt all,and dont try them

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  4. Nice of you to fuck girls like that!!!

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  5. Funny thing is.. I can relate.. And I wanted to start my own blog.. Just need directions.. I would really appreciate it if you give me a few pointerS

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