Wednesday, October 27, 2010

TRY THESE STUNTS IN NAKUMATT…. You will so make the news.

 Many of us try to be noticed and just make it in the news, well other say that you wash your clothes with Toss for them to be brighter and you will get noticed, well thats a lie i tried for a month to do my clothes with toss but it was the same as doing them with Kipanga soap, bora ni safi ama? So I have been thinking how can be noticed and well I thought Toss the gentle soap will not do for me.

I was doing my monthly shopping the other day and decided to do Nakumatt. Ok usually I do Tuskys, so in the supermarket I felt that Nakumatt is too serious and my photoshoped crazy active imagination started to wander, standing on the queue I started thinking what it is I can do to just get this serious feeling out of the supermarket.

Well do not try this unless you are as brave as my photoshoped imagination.


1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Stores to go off at 5-minute intervals  

3.  Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice, "Code 3 in the stores. Get on it right away."

5. Go to the Service Desk and try to put a box of chocolates on lay-away.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if she could help you start crying and scream, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people are browsing through, yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assumed a fatal position and scream "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, and then yell very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

16. When you are caught call your bestest friend and tell her they are trying to kill you.

17. And Finally never say I did not warn you.


  1. man....kip sayin u sick n nobody believes me....should get u anti depressants

  2. ati? nkt who told you to photoshop my brains

  3. He he he....dont try these ever....No.15, 9 and 10.mambo bayyd!

  4. Girl you are very naughty. You need some spanking real bad

  5. sweetheart this article is plagiarised